Hey people in line behind me. Why you have to stand so close? You're next. After me. No matter what. No matter how much space is between us. You're next. I'm not suggesting you stand far away, I get it, others might be confused, or think you are not officially in the line. Just knock it off. I'm bumping you to hopefully take a step back, but you don't. I say sorry, you say "It's ok". You stay close. I bump you again. You seem irritated and give me a look like "How dare he". I just want you to know, I hate you. I hate you with all my heart.